The life and times of Bubba

Last weeks blog made me realize I am a political nerd so this blog will have no political statements. Don't worry, there are many more crazy political ideas to come. This week I thought I should write about how children are bad for your ego. Miles, my 5 year old just told me he thinks it is weird that his Dad is fat and his Mom is skinny. When I asked him why that is weird he said, "why would she marry you?" The hardest part is every parent knows that children will tell the truth so ....
The point is, if you want to have a good self image, don't talk to your kids. My other thought is just wait until they are 18, buy them luggage, and kick them out. My parents did it with me and I now understand why.